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falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

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girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

"I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence."
— Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via ramengirl48)